Poor Julian Edelman. The Patriots wide receiver spent all his Super Bowl money on "exotic haircuts" and was forced into working at a car dealership this summer.
Poor car dealership. Edelman is not very good at selling cars.
The result of the temporary marriage was a pretty hilarious car commercial — one that's really more like a skit — where Edelman does his worst at selling cars, though, so we all kind of win in this case.